17 Jokes For Jeffery Dahmer

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Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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Why did Jeffrey Dahmer start a band? He wanted to play his heart out!
I heard Jeffrey Dahmer joined a rock band. His instrument of choice? The meat cleaver!
What's Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite board game? Operation – he's great with removing parts!
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer become a chef? Because he wanted to spice up his life!
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer get a job at the bakery? He wanted to rise to the occasion!
What's Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite ice cream flavor? Arm-and-nutella!
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer open a bakery? He heard it was the perfect place to get a slice!

Dating Woes with Dahmer

I can't imagine dating Dahmer. Hey, wanna come over for dinner? And you're thinking, 'Is this a date or an entree?' I mean, talk about a relationship status that's complicated.

Dahmer's Morning Routine

I bet waking up at Dahmer's place was like an episode of 'The Walking Dead.' Good morning! Freshly brewed coffee, and oh, don't mind the human remains in the fridge. No thanks, I'll grab a latte on the way.

Jeffrey's Yelp Review

Can you imagine if Dahmer had a Yelp page? Great ambiance, killer service...literally. But I gotta say, the menu lacked variety. Zero stars. Sorry, Jeff, gotta give an honest review.

Dahmer's Housewarming Party

Dahmer probably threw the most unforgettable housewarming parties. Welcome to the neighborhood! Here's a casserole... made of neighbors. Yeah, I'll pass on the invite, thanks.

Dahmer's Guest List

I heard Dahmer was meticulous about his guest list. It was a real exclusive club. Sorry, you're not on the list. And you're thinking, 'Phew, dodged that invite like a bullet.

Dahmer's Taste Test

They say Dahmer was experimenting with his food. I mean, we all try new recipes, but he took it to a whole other level. Mmm, this arm tastes like chicken. No, thank you, I'll stick to Yelp reviews for my dining choices.

The Dahmer Dilemma

You ever hear about Jeffrey Dahmer? The guy whose idea of a dinner party was a bit too exclusive? I mean, forget BYOB, it was more like BYO-Body.

Dahmer's DIY Projects

Dahmer had a unique way of approaching home renovation. Instead of HGTV, it was more like 'Horrifying Gore TV.' This episode, we'll be discussing how to repurpose a basement. Spoiler alert: not for storage!

Cooking with Dahmer

Jeffrey Dahmer, the original culinary innovator, turning the kitchen into a horror show. His cookbook would've been something like, 50 Shades of Filet: Cooking with Dahmer. I bet the secret ingredient was...uh, no thanks.

Dahmer's Dinner Guests

Dahmer was notorious for his parties. You'd think with that reputation, his invitations would've been a bit more suspicious. Come over for dinner, we'll have a real 'off-the-menu' experience. Pass!

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