17 Jokes For Jd

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Updated on: Dec 14 2024

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Why did the Java developer break up? They had too many null relationships.
What's a lawyer's favorite programming language? Objectionscript!
How do lawyers say goodbye? 'Case' you later!
What's a lawyer's favorite game? Sue-doku!
Why did the software engineer go broke? Too many java bills!
Why do JDs make great comedians? They know how to deliver a punchline in court!
Why did the JD bring a ladder to the interview? To reach the high-level positions!

JD's DIY Disasters

JD's DIY skills are legendary. He installed a ceiling fan last month. Now we have a new feature in the living room: it's called Dance Like You're Avoiding Death by Ceiling Fan. Thanks for the adrenaline rush, JD.

JD's 'Expert' Advice

JD's the guy who gives advice on topics he knows nothing about. He once tried coaching a basketball team despite never having made a basket in his life. Thanks for the motivational speeches, JD. The team's still recovering from the trauma.

JD's Pet Parenting

JD got a pet fish. He named it Fluffy. I think JD's confused about what fur is. Thanks for expanding our definition of pets, JD. Now I'm expecting a goldfish named Furry next.

JD's Wisdom

JD's the kind of guy who thinks he's a philosopher after a couple of beers. Last week, he dropped this gem on us: Life's a rollercoaster, but I'm the guy who's constantly motion sick. Thanks, Socrates. We'll try to remember that next time we're on Space Mountain.

JD's Gardening Woes

JD decided to grow a garden. His green thumb is more like a what's that plant doing? thumb. Thanks for the surprise garden makeover, JD. I never knew dandelions could grow that tall indoors.

JD's Culinary Adventures

JD tried cooking for the first time. He proudly presented his creation, calling it fusion cuisine. It was spaghetti tacos. Thanks for the cultural exchange, JD. I think.

The JD Chronicles

You know, I've got a friend, JD. He's like the human version of autocorrect. Always suggesting the wrong things at the worst possible times. You ask him for advice on relationships, next thing you know, you're sending heart emojis to your plumber. Thanks, JD.

JD's Relationship Insights

JD's the love guru, or so he thinks. He gave me relationship advice once: Just buy her flowers and apologize, even if you didn't do anything. Thanks, JD. That's how I ended up in the doghouse without even owning a dog.

JD's GPS Adventures

JD's navigation skills are a mystery. He's the only person I know who managed to get lost using Google Maps in his own neighborhood. Thanks for taking us on a scenic tour of the same block, JD.

JD's Fashion Sense

JD's fashion sense is unique, to say the least. He showed up at a black-tie event wearing a tuxedo shirt with a printed tie and cargo shorts. He called it formal casual chic. Thanks for redefining fashion, JD.

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