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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 14 2024

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The Coffee Shop Barista

Serving caffeine with a side of customer drama
Some customers order complicated drinks. A lady asked for a "half-caf, triple-shot, almond milk latte with caramel drizzle." I thought, "Do you want coffee with that, or are we just preparing an Instagram post?

The Overzealous Fitness Instructor

Encouraging clients without making them cry
I asked a lady why she skipped the gym. She said, "I'm in shape. 'Round' is a shape." I thought, "Yeah, well, so is 'oval,' but that doesn't mean it's the shape I want for my body.

The Job Interviewer

Balancing professionalism and weirdness
I asked a candidate about their greatest weakness, and they said, "I'm too honest." I thought, "Well, honesty is good, but I was hoping for a weakness like 'I can't resist bringing snacks to the office every day.'

The Tech Support Guru

Explaining complex tech issues to people who still think VCRs are cutting-edge
Explaining software updates is like telling a bedtime story. "Once upon a time, there were bugs in your system. But then, a magical team of developers came and fixed everything. The end. Now, restart your computer.

The Pet Psychologist

Deciphering the deep, philosophical thoughts of pets
I had a parrot as a patient. It said, "Polly wants a cracker, but Polly also wants a fulfilling career and a sense of purpose. Have you considered bird therapy?

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