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Why did the gym rat break up with the dumbbell? It just wasn't working out.
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What's a bodybuilder's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because they love getting ripped!
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Why did the muscle go to therapy? It had too many issues with its body image.
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Why did the weightlifting vampire never get tired? Because he knew how to lift his spirits.
Jacked-Up New Year's Resolutions
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New Year's resolutions are like a bad case of déjà vu. I make the same promises to myself every year. This year, my resolution is to get jacked! Not physically, of course. I'm talking about getting my wallet jacked at the gym—membership fees, protein shakes, and a whole wardrobe of workout clothes I'll never wear.
Jacked-Up Time Management
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I tried this new time management technique where you work for 25 minutes and then take a 5-minute break. But let's be real, my 5-minute breaks turn into 25-minute Netflix binges. My productivity is so jacked up; it's on a rollercoaster, and I'm just along for the ride.
Jacked-Up Pet Problems
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I got a new pet snake, and I named him Jack. But Jack's got some issues—he's afraid of heights. Every time I take him out of his cage, he slithers straight to the ground like he just finished an intense session of snake CrossFit. Guess I've got the only jacked-up snake in the neighborhood.
Jacked-Up Weather
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You ever notice how weather forecasts are about as accurate as my attempts to assemble IKEA furniture? I checked the forecast the other day, and it said, Partly cloudy with a chance of getting emotionally invested in a TV show you've already seen. I guess Mother Nature's got her own definition of 'jacked-up.
Jacked-Up Genetics
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You ever look in the mirror and think, Man, my genetics are all kinds of jacked up! I mean, my family tree looks more like a shrub that's been through a blender. I asked my mom about it, and she said, Well, sweetie, we're not exactly royalty, but we do have a noble history of losing car keys and misplacing the TV remote.
Jacked-Up GPS
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I rely on my GPS so much that if it told me to drive off a cliff, I'd probably consider it. The other day it said, In 500 feet, turn right into a lake. I mean, I like scenic routes, but that's a bit too jacked up, even for me.
Jacked-Up Fashion Trends
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Fashion these days is so confusing. I walked into a store, and the salesperson said, Sir, distressed jeans are all the rage. I looked down and said, Well, my bank account is pretty distressed too, but you don't see me bragging about it on my legs.
Gym Jacked or Snack Jacked?
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I recently started hitting the gym, trying to get all jacked and fit. But let's be honest, sometimes my idea of getting jacked is just doing bicep curls with a bag of potato chips. You know, exercise and snacks—it's all about balance.
Jack and the Beanstalk, Millennial Edition
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Remember the story of Jack and the Beanstalk? Jack trades a cow for magic beans, climbs the beanstalk, and finds a giant. In the modern version, Jack would probably trade his cow for avocado toast, climb the beanstalk, and find a giant holding a yoga mat. Now that's what I call a jacked-up fairy tale!
Jacked-Up Technology
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Technology is getting so advanced that I'm convinced my toaster is plotting against me. The other day, it popped up my bread and said, You're looking a little 'unbuttered' there, buddy. Time to get jacked with some avocado spread! I never thought I'd take diet advice from a kitchen appliance.
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