5 Jokes For Jacked

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 14 2024

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Social Interactions

Dealing with people's reactions to your sudden muscle gains.
Went for a handshake, and the other guy nearly dislocated his shoulder. Note to self: remember, you're not shaking hands; you're not arm-wrestling!

Clothing Woes

Trying to find clothes that fit those newfound muscles.
It's tough being jacked. I went to buy jeans, and the store assistant suggested I try the "flexible waistband" section. I didn’t have the heart to tell them it's my thighs, not my stomach, causing the issue.

Gym Enthusiast

Struggling with the balance between gaining muscle and maintaining flexibility.
Started doing squats regularly. Now, whenever I drop something, I instinctively go into a full squat. My friends think I'm just really committed to finding loose change.

Dating Woes

Navigating the dating scene with a newly jacked physique.
Tinder bio: "I promise I'm not flexing in all my pics; it's just hard to take a selfie without accidentally showing off the guns.

Everyday Situations

Unexpected challenges in mundane activities due to being jacked.
Trying to gracefully reach for something on the top shelf is like an Olympic event for me. Every grab is a gamble.

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