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Intelligence is overrated when it comes to assembling furniture. I mean, who needs an instruction manual when you have determination, a few extra screws, and a vague hope that it won't collapse?
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Intelligence is like a secret superpower. You can solve complex mathematical problems, but when it comes to opening a bag of chips quietly in a movie theater, it's mission impossible.
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Intelligence is a funny thing. I mean, we use it to send people to the moon, but we still can't figure out why printers always run out of ink when you desperately need them.
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They say intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. Well, I must be a genius because I can switch from "I'll start my diet tomorrow" to "Just one more slice of pizza won't hurt" in seconds.
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Ever notice how we trust our GPS more than our own instincts? It's like, "I'll just follow this robotic voice into a dark alley because Siri said so.
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Have you ever had a moment of sudden brilliance, where you come up with the perfect comeback hours after an argument? Yeah, that's the delayed intelligence feature, available only in hindsight.
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Intelligence is like a light bulb – it brightens up the room, but sometimes it takes a while to warm up. And just like a light bulb, if you flick the switch too many times, people might start questioning your stability.
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Have you ever noticed how our smartphones are getting smarter, but sometimes they still can't predict when autocorrect is about to embarrass you? I mean, I didn't mean to tell my boss I'll be "ducking" the meeting!
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Intelligence is a lot like a Wi-Fi signal. Sometimes it's strong, and you can conquer the world; other times, you're stuck in a dead zone, staring blankly at a crossword puzzle.
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