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The Wise Coffee Maker
My coffee maker has become too intelligent.
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My coffee maker has a scheduling feature, but it's playing hard to get. Sometimes it decides, "I don't feel like making coffee today." I'm like, "Listen here, coffee maker, we have a deal – caffeinate me or face the consequences.
The Brainy Smartphone
My smartphone is too smart for its own good.
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My phone has facial recognition, but it doesn't recognize me without makeup. I'm like, "Come on, phone, I can't look glamorous all the time. Sometimes I just want to binge-watch Netflix in peace.
The Smart Fridge
The fridge is too smart for its own good.
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I asked my smart fridge for a snack suggestion, and it said, "How about a salad?" I'm like, "Listen here, fridge, you're smart, but you're not the boss of me.
The Brilliant GPS
My GPS has an attitude problem.
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My GPS is a backseat driver. It's always like, "You're speeding," or "Watch out for that pedestrian." I'm waiting for it to say, "Are we there yet?" and really complete the annoying passenger experience.
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