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Isn't it funny how we all start with an "innie"? It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, let's start life on a positive note, like opening a new jar of peanut butter.
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You ever notice how belly buttons are like the mysterious vortex of the human body? It's like an "innie" spaceship hatch leading to another dimension, but all it really does is collect lint and make weird noises when you press it.
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I've come to the conclusion that belly buttons are like the USB ports of the human anatomy. You try to plug in your finger, but it takes three attempts because you always get it wrong the first two times.
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Belly buttons are proof that we all start life as human bagels. We're born with a hole in the middle, and some people even put cream cheese on us. Metaphorically, of course.
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I've realized that belly buttons are like the original fidget spinners. You're just standing there, waiting for something, and suddenly your finger decides to explore the mysterious depths of your naval labyrinth.
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Belly buttons are like the mute button for your stomach. You're in a quiet room, and suddenly your stomach decides to growl like it's auditioning for a horror movie. Quick, hit the belly button mute!
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Belly buttons are the only place where it's acceptable to have a lint collection. If you tried that anywhere else, people would question your hygiene habits or your fashion choices.
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I've never understood why we call it an "innie" or an "outie." Can we add a third option? I propose "neutral," where it's just a flat surface that doesn't take sides in the great belly button debate.
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Belly buttons are like the body's built-in panic button. You accidentally touch it in the shower, and suddenly you're doing an interpretive dance that even you can't explain.
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