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Why did the innie belly button win the race? Because it had the inside track!
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Did you hear about the innie that became a detective? They were great at solving belly button mysteries - they always got to the core of the issue!
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Why did the innie bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be the 'innie' life of the gathering!
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Why was the innie always calm and collected? Because it had its feelings on the inside!
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How did the innie become a successful entrepreneur? It knew how to 'belly up' to challenges!
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What did the innie say to the outie on a hot day? 'I'm keeping it cool on the inside!
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What did the innie say about the outie's adventure stories? 'That's just the surface level!
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Why did the innie apply for the job at the bank? It wanted to be the 'innie' teller!
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I discovered my belly button is an 'innie' when I was a kid. It's like my body was saying, 'Let's keep this one a mystery, folks.' My belly button is basically the David Copperfield of the abdomen.
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Being an 'innie' is like having a personal introvert zone right in the middle of your stomach. It's the real-life version of a 'Do Not Disturb' sign, silently asking the world to give your belly button some space. Personal space, people!
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Being an 'innie' is like having a built-in secret compartment. 'What's in there?' people wonder. 'Oh, just a lint collection and the hopes and dreams I swallowed as a child.'
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I envy 'outies' a little bit. They're like the extroverts of the belly button world, proudly sticking out, saying, 'Here I am!' My 'innie' is more like, 'I'll be in my shell if you need me.'
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Sometimes I feel like my 'innie' is judging me. I mean, it's seen everything – the bad food choices, the questionable dance moves in front of the mirror. It's the silent, non-judgmental witness to my questionable life decisions.
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Outies are like the rebellious teenagers of belly buttons – always seeking attention and pushing boundaries. Meanwhile, my 'innie' is like the responsible adult quietly doing its job without causing a fuss. Way to adult, belly button.
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The Innies and Outies – it's like belly buttons are auditioning for a role in a sitcom. 'Are you an 'innie' or an 'outie'? It's like a never-ending episode of 'Belly Button Got Talent.'
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Having an 'innie' is like having a VIP pass to the belly button club. It's exclusive, mysterious, and you're automatically part of the secret society of lint gatherers. It's a glamorous life, really.
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I've never understood the fascination with 'outies.' It's like people want their belly button to be a conversation starter. I'm over here with my 'innie' like, 'Let's not make this weird, okay? We're just here for the snacks.'
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