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The Belly Button Guru
Pretending to possess secret wisdom from your navel.
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You know you're too deep into meditation when you start having conversations with your belly button and take its advice. Sorry, Buddha, but my navel chakra is way more active.
The Innie Archaeologist
Unearthing lost treasures (read: lint) from the depths of your navel.
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Belly buttons are like portals to an alternate universe—the amount of stuff that disappears in there could probably fill a small black hole. Maybe that's where all the missing socks go.
The Belly Button Whisperer
Trying to understand what your belly button is trying to tell you.
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My belly button's a silent but judgmental type. I swear, every time I eat pizza, it's like it's saying, "Seriously? Again?
The Innie Support Group Moderator
Providing a platform for misunderstood belly buttons.
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Innie solidarity is important. We may not see eye to eye, but we all understand the struggle of trying to scratch an itch you can't quite reach. It's the universal belly button bond.
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