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Why did the cloud break up with the raindrop in heaven? It needed some space!
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Why do angels never get lost in heaven? Because they always follow the guiding star!
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Why did the angel bring a ladder to heaven? Because it wanted to go to the next level!
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Why are there no mirrors in heaven? Because everyone looks divine anyway!
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Why are there so many comedians in heaven? Laughter is the key to eternal happiness!
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I tried to tell a joke in heaven, and the punchline was so good, even the seraphim were rolling on clouds. They might have eternal life, but I've got killer comedic timing.
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Heaven's got an open-door policy, but they never mentioned the part about always being greeted by a choir of angels. I miss the days when a simple 'hello' would suffice.
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I tried to impress the heavenly beings with my halo-spinning skills. Turns out, they've been doing it since the Middle Ages. I felt like I brought a Rubik's Cube to a wizard duel.
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I asked God for a selfie in heaven, but He said, 'Thou shalt not take pictures of the Almighty's good side.' Apparently, it's all good sides.
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You know you're in heaven when even the clouds have a better skincare routine than you. I asked a cloud for its beauty tips, and it said, 'Just moisturize and let it rain.'
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In heaven, they have a strict dress code. I showed up in my favorite pajamas, and St. Peter said, 'Sorry, it's eternal bliss, not a slumber party.'
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Heavenly food is something else. I asked for a taste of eternity, and they served me ambrosia. I mean, what's wrong with a good ol' celestial pizza?
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In heaven, there's a dating app called 'Seraphim Swipe.' I matched with an angel, but it turns out he was just wing-manning for someone else.
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Heavenly GPS is a bit confusing. I asked an angel for directions, and he said, 'Take a left at the pearly gates, then straight on 'til you see eternal happiness.' I've been lost in bliss ever since.
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