5 Jokes For In Heaven

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 13 2025

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Guardian Angels Union

Negotiating Overtime for Miracles
My guardian angel and I had a chat. I said, "You've been with me my whole life. Do you get vacation days?" He replied, "No, but sometimes I get a day pass to visit the heavenly spa. It's just clouds and harp music – very relaxing.

Heavenly Cafeteria

Figuring Out Celestial Cuisine
In heaven, they serve ambrosia salad. I asked what was in it, and the angel chef said, "It's a divine mix of mystery and enlightenment. And a hint of pineapple.

Heavenly WiFi Support

Dealing with Outdated Cloud Technology
I asked the heavenly IT guy if they use the cloud to store data. He replied, "No, we upgraded to the divine fog. It's more ethereal, you know?

Angelic Interns

Trying to Impress the Big Guy Upstairs
These angel interns are so competitive. One of them said, "I can make clouds disappear." I said, "That's not a skill; that's just bad weather!

Heavenly Traffic Control

Navigating Cloud Congestion
I got a heavenly parking ticket the other day. Apparently, you can't leave your divine chariot unattended, even if you're just grabbing a cup of celestial coffee.

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