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You ever wonder if in heaven, they have WiFi? I mean, imagine meeting some historical figure and asking, "So, what's the password to the celestial network?
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Do you think in heaven, they have a lost and found section? I can just picture someone going up to the angel behind the counter, "Yeah, I misplaced my halo. It's all sparkly and has my name engraved on it.
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I bet in heaven, they have the ultimate open mic night. Imagine telling jokes to an audience of angels – the laughter probably sounds like a chorus of harps.
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Do you think in heaven, they have a complaint department? "Excuse me, I asked for eternal happiness, not eternal rain. Can we get some sunshine up in here?
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In heaven, I bet they have a heavenly GPS system. You know, because no one wants to end up at the wrong cloud. "Turn left at the pearly gates, and your eternal bliss is on the right.
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I bet in heaven, they have the best customer service. Can you imagine calling up St. Peter and being like, "Hey, I think I left my harp in the clouds. Any chance you can locate it for me?
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You know how we have pet-friendly hotels? I wonder if heaven is pet-friendly. I can just imagine dogs running around, chasing celestial squirrels. "Who's a good afterlife companion?
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I bet in heaven, they have the best playlist. Like, imagine jamming out to the heavenly hits with Beethoven and Elvis. "Hound Dog" meets "Moonlight Sonata" – talk about a divine mashup!
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I wonder if in heaven, they have an eternal buffet. No more counting calories, just endless desserts without gaining a single heavenly pound. Sign me up!
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