7+ Best One Liners Jokes For i told my wife

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I told my wife I needed more space. She locked me in the basement.

I told my wife I needed more adventure in my life. She hid the TV remote.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I told my wife I was going to the gym. She asked me if I could bring back some motivation.

I told my wife I wanted to go to a fancy restaurant. She took me to the kitchen.

I told my wife I wanted to be a comedian. She laughed. I guess my work here is done.

I told my wife I was on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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