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So, I told my wife I'd do the grocery shopping this week. She gave me the list and said, "Make sure to get everything." Well, I got everything... except the one thing she forgot to put on the list. Now we have a week's supply of toilet paper, but no coffee. Priorities, right?
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I told my wife I'd be in charge of planning our vacation this year. We ended up in a cozy little town that turned out to be so small, the welcome sign also said, "Thanks for visiting, please turn around." Note to self: Google Maps can be deceiving.
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I told my wife I'd take care of fixing the leaky faucet. Armed with a wrench and determination, I approached the task like a handyman superhero. Let's just say the superhero cape turned into a wet mop, and the leak got a good laugh.
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So, I told my wife I'd take care of our finances this month. I proudly presented her with a spreadsheet that had all our expenses meticulously recorded. She took one look and said, "Honey, this is a grocery list, not a budget." Well, at least I got the essentials covered.
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I told my wife I could handle assembling the new furniture we bought. I confidently opened the box, looked at the instructions, and immediately started questioning my life choices. Who knew a simple bookshelf could turn into a weekend-long relationship test?
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I told my wife I'd handle decorating the house for the holidays. I may have gone a bit overboard with the Christmas lights. Our neighbors now refer to us as "that house you can see from space." At least we're spreading holiday cheer to the aliens.
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So, I told my wife I'd handle the laundry. Now, I may not be a laundry expert, but I've learned that if you mix colors and whites, you get a whole new wardrobe color palette. Who knew pink socks were the latest fashion trend?
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I told my wife I would take care of dinner tonight. I proudly presented her with a masterpiece – a dish I like to call "Microwave Surprise." It's surprising because even I didn't know what it was until I opened the door. Let's just say the surprise was not pleasant.
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I told my wife I could multitask, so I tried cooking dinner while catching up on my favorite TV show. Let's just say the smoke alarm wasn't a fan of my culinary skills, and the fire department now knows my name.
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