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Office Hypocrite
Pretending to work hard while criticizing others
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I love how the office hypocrite talks about teamwork, but when the boss asks for volunteers, suddenly they're as elusive as a cat burglar in a laser-filled room. Teamwork for them is just a fancy way of saying "You work; I'll take credit.
Technology Hypocrite
Complaining about social media while posting every life detail
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I love how the technology hypocrite claims they're detoxing from their phone while their idea of detox is switching from Twitter to Instagram. It's like going from a cheeseburger to a veggie burger—same restaurant, different flavor of procrastination.
Relationship Hypocrite
Expecting perfection while being far from perfect
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I asked a relationship hypocrite for advice on maintaining passion, and they said, "Keep the spark alive!" Turns out, by "spark," they meant not setting the kitchen on fire when attempting to cook together. Who knew arson wasn't romantic?
Fitness Hypocrite
Giving diet advice while hiding snacks in secret stashes
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I asked a fitness hypocrite for nutrition advice, and they said, "Cut out carbs, sugar, and joy from your life." I'm sorry, but if joy is a forbidden snack, I'd rather be the happiest hypocrite in town.
Environmental Hypocrite
Advocating for the planet while single-handedly increasing their carbon footprint
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I asked an environmental hypocrite about reducing waste, and they said, "Go green! Use reusable bags!" Meanwhile, their idea of going green involves using the same disposable coffee cup every day. I guess landfills are just a misunderstood form of composting.
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