7+ Best One Liners husband wife Jokes

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read the grocery bill.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a construction joke. She told me to build it up.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged her.

My wife told me I should be more assertive. So I told her, 'No.

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said, 'Yes, about me doing the dishes.

My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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