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Marriage summed up in a sentence: finding someone you can comfortably argue with about the correct way to load the dishwasher for the rest of your life.
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The key to a successful marriage? Perfecting the art of passive-aggressive communication through Post-it notes on the fridge. It's like our own tiny, sticky battleground.
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Have you noticed how "What do you want for dinner?" is the million-dollar question in every household? It's like a culinary version of chess where every move counts.
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You know you've hit peak adulting when your Friday nights transform from hitting the town to debating which streaming service has the best true crime documentaries with your spouse.
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Marriage is all about compromise. Like deciding whose turn it is to give in to the thermostat war. It's a delicate balance between Arctic and Sahara in our home.
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The real romance in marriage is being able to finish each other's sentences without eye-rolls or interrupting with a correction. It's a verbal ballet, really.
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The true test of love? Sharing a blanket in winter. It's a battlefield of tug-of-war and strategic maneuvering for that cozy sweet spot.
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Marriage is like a long-term subscription to a magazine you love. At first, you eagerly devour every page, but after a while, you're just there for the occasional interesting article.
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One of life's mysteries: why does the toilet paper always run out faster when you're married? It's like it's training us for some sort of rapid paper-changing Olympics.
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