7 Husband And Wife In English Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with. She said yes, the others were all nines and tens.
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, 'Nothing would make me happier.' So, I got her nothing.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis. I said maybe.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

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