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I told my shoes we were running late, and they replied, 'Don't worry, we'll be quick on our feet!
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Why did the snail buy a fast car? It wanted to make sure it left a trail, even in a hurry!
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I told my watch I needed more time, and it said, 'Sorry, I can't turn back – I'm not a rewind button!
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I asked the river to hurry up, and it said, 'I'm flowing at my own pace – water you expecting?
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I asked the microwave for a quick favor, but it said, 'I'm not your timer, you know. I'm not in a hurry-up mood!
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I told my computer I needed it to be faster, and it replied, 'I'm not a time machine, but I'll do my best in a hurry!
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