5 Jokes For Hurry Up

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 05 2024

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The Parent

Trying to get the kids ready for school
Trying to rush my kids out the door is like herding cats, but instead of cats, they're tiny humans who suddenly have an urgent need to discuss the life cycle of butterflies.

The Speed Shopper

Grocery shopping in a hurry
I thought I was in a hurry until I got stuck behind someone at the checkout writing a check. I didn't even know people still did that – I felt like I was witnessing a historical reenactment.

The Forgetful Friend

Forgetting plans and rushing to catch up
My friends invited me to a surprise party, and I was so surprised because I forgot about it. Now they just call me "The Late Surprise.

The Commuter

Running late for work
My morning routine consists of two things: panicking about being late and trying to remember if I turned off the stove. Spoiler: I'm usually too late to care about the stove.

The Late Riser

Rushing to get ready in the morning
Getting ready in a rush is like a game of Tetris, but instead of blocks, it's trying to fit my lunch, gym clothes, and dignity into a tiny bag.

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