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You ever notice that time slows down when you're running late? It's like the universe goes, "Oh, you need an extra five minutes? Here's five seconds instead. Good luck!
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Why is it that whenever someone tells you to "hurry up," your shoes decide that's the perfect moment to play hide and seek? It's like they're in on the conspiracy against punctuality.
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You ever notice how "hurry up" and "relax" are never in the same sentence? It's like they're mortal enemies, and "hurry up" is winning the battle for control of our lives.
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Hurry up" is the only phrase that can turn a leisurely stroll into a competitive sport. And you better believe there are gold, silver, and bronze medals for being the first one in the car.
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Hurry up" is the universal language of parents. Doesn't matter if you're getting ready for school, going out for groceries, or just breathing - there's always a parent somewhere going, "Let's go, we're running late!
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When someone tells me to "hurry up," I feel like a contestant on a reality show called "The Race Against Time." Spoiler alert: I'm losing.
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Hurry up" is the adult version of the floor is lava. You never know the true strength of your knees until someone says those two magical words in a crowded elevator.
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Hurry up" is the only command your phone understands perfectly. Tell Siri to hurry up, and suddenly, she becomes the Flash, opening apps faster than you can say, "I need coffee.
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You ever notice how when someone tells you to "hurry up," it's like they just activated the turbo mode on your life? Suddenly, you're sprinting to the bathroom like it's the last episode of a Netflix series.
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