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How did Humpty Dumpty become a successful businessperson? He knew how to 'egg'-cel in negotiations!
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Why did Humpty Dumpty start a band? He wanted to show the world his 'egg-cellent' rhythm!
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Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on a wall? Because he wanted to crack a few jokes!
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What did the doctor say to Humpty Dumpty? Don't worry, we'll patch you up sunny-side up!
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Why did Humpty Dumpty become a chef? He wanted to learn the best way to 'shell' eggs!
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Why was Humpty Dumpty a terrible comedian? His jokes always cracked him up!
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What did the detective say about Humpty Dumpty's fall? It was an eggs-citing case!
Humpty's Egg-citing Dating Life
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Humpty Dumpty must have had quite the dating life before the fall. Can you imagine his pickup line? Are you a wall? Because I've been falling for you all day. No wonder he had a great fall, he was probably falling for everyone!
Humpty's Egg-treme Sports
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I bet Humpty Dumpty, before his fall, was into egg-treme sports. Base jumping off the wall, egg-rolling competitions – he was the ultimate adrenaline junkie. His friends were probably like, Dude, one day you're going to crack doing this stuff, and well, they were right!
Humpty's Failed Gym Resolution
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You think Humpty Dumpty ever tried to get in shape before his big fall? I can picture him at the gym, struggling with the weights, and the trainer yelling, Come on, Humpty, just a few more reps, we're trying to build a wall of muscles here!
Humpty Dumpty's Midlife Crisis
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You ever stop and think about Humpty Dumpty? I mean, he had his big fall, and we all know the story, but imagine him going through a midlife crisis afterward. Like, I've been sitting on this wall for too long, I need to spice things up! Next thing you know, he's buying a convertible and trying to impress all the king's horses and all the king's men.
Humpty's Political Ambitions
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I heard Humpty Dumpty considered a career in politics after his fall. His slogan? I've been broken, but I'll never scramble under pressure. He even had a campaign promise: A wall on every corner, and not a single egg left uncracked!
Humpty's Social Media Makeover
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Humpty Dumpty would've been a social media sensation if he survived today's world. Can you imagine his Instagram captions? Just chilling on the wall, living life on the edge, literally. #EggstremeLiving. His fall would have been a viral video, and he'd be collaborating with all the other famous eggs on the platform.
Humpty's Shellfie Addiction
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You know you're in trouble when Humpty Dumpty starts taking shellfies. He'd be there, balancing on the wall, with the caption, Trying not to crack under pressure. And of course, he'd be using the Valencia filter to enhance that golden egg glow.
Humpty's Stand-up Comedy Debut
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Humpty Dumpty's stand-up comedy debut must have been egg-traordinary. Picture him on stage saying, I had a great fall, but don't worry, I'm not yolk-ing about it. The audience probably cracked up!
Humpty's Egg-spertise
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I bet Humpty Dumpty thought he was an egg-spert on wall sitting. Like, he probably gave advice to all the other eggs, saying, You gotta find your balance, crack a few jokes, and remember, it's all about sunny-side-up thinking!
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