7 Jokes For Humpty Dumpty

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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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Why did Humpty Dumpty refuse to play cards? He was afraid of getting 'cracked' at poker!
What did Humpty Dumpty say when someone complimented his cooking? You're egg-stra nice!
Did you hear Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? He said it was an eggs-traordinary experience!
Why did Humpty Dumpty never do well in math? He always had trouble with his 'egg'quations!
What do you call Humpty Dumpty sunbathing? Over-easy relaxation!
What's Humpty Dumpty's favorite type of music? Yolk and roll!
Why did Humpty Dumpty refuse to wear a seatbelt? He didn't want to be 'egg-strained'!

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