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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, right? But has anyone ever wondered why they called in all the king's horses? I mean, horses aren't exactly known for their ability to perform delicate surgical procedures. I can imagine the scene: "Come on, Buttercup, we need you in the ER. We've got a cracked egg on aisle three.
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and all the king's men couldn't put him together again. I can just imagine them standing around, scratching their heads, wondering if they should've paid more attention in egg-repair school. "Bob, did you take Egg Anatomy 101?
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Classic nursery rhyme, but did anyone else wonder if Humpty ever considered a career in acrobatics before choosing wall-sitting? Maybe he missed his true calling as the world's first egg gymnast.
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You ever stop and think about Humpty Dumpty? I mean, who builds a wall that's so fragile that an egg sitting on it can cause an international crisis? I'm just picturing the king and all his horses and men thinking, "Maybe we should invest in some sturdier construction materials.
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You know you're getting old when you start sympathizing with Humpty Dumpty. I mean, we've all had those moments where we feel like we're teetering on the edge of disaster, right? The real question is, do we have kings and horses ready to bail us out?
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Ever notice how Humpty Dumpty is kind of an egg influencer? I mean, he's got kings and horses rushing to his aid after a fall. If I fell off a wall, I'd be lucky if my neighbor's cat bothered to look out the window.
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I was thinking about Humpty Dumpty the other day, and it hit me – that's the original egg drop experiment. Scientists these days are doing it with beakers and fancy equipment, but Humpty did it the old-school way: gravity, a wall, and a little bit of shell shock.
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I bet Humpty Dumpty's friends were terrible at comforting him. "Hey Humpty, don't worry, we all have our clumsy moments." Yeah, but not everyone turns into a breakfast tragedy.
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You ever think about the pressure on Humpty Dumpty? I mean, every time someone mentions a wall, he's probably sweating. "Don't look at me! I'm not getting up there again!" He's the original wall-sitting PTSD victim.
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Humpty Dumpty is basically the original cautionary tale about the dangers of multitasking. He's up there on the wall, probably checking his Twitter, updating his Facebook status, and next thing you know, omelette disaster. Moral of the story: focus on one thing at a time, folks.
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