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We've all been there, right? Someone hands you a joint, and you're wondering, "How high is this gonna get me?" It's like a game of marijuana roulette. Will I be giggling at cereal commercials or questioning the meaning of life? But let me tell you, nothing messes with your expectations more than edibles. One minute you're thinking, "I'll just have a little piece," and the next, you're convinced you can communicate with houseplants. High expectations, indeed.
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You know, people always ask, "How high?" But have you ever tried climbing a mountain? I recently attempted it, thinking it would be this spiritual experience. Turns out, it's just a bunch of rocks trying to kill you. And when someone asked me, "How high are you?" I replied, "I'm at the 'regretting my life choices' altitude." Seriously, climbing a mountain is like paying a fitness toll to the gods of altitude.
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So, the other day, I'm in this elevator, and someone looks at me and goes, "How high?" Now, I'm thinking, "Dude, it's an elevator, not a rocket ship." But then it hits me. Elevators are like the unsung heroes of getting high without the effort. You just press a button, and boom, you're elevated. The only challenge is trying not to make awkward eye contact with your neighbors during this vertical journey to enlightenment.
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You ever notice how people always talk about being high? "How high are you, man?" It's like a competition. Well, the other day, I decided to take it literally. I went on a hot air balloon ride. You know, just to see how high I could get without breaking any laws. The view was fantastic, but I gotta say, it's not easy to tell if you're high or the balloon is. Suddenly, I understood why birds always look so chill up there.
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