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The Confused Pilot
When the pilot is "how high"
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The pilot told us to relax because we were flying high, but I wasn't reassured when he followed it up with, "And I'm not just talking about the altitude, if you catch my drift.
The Stoner Neighbor
When your neighbor is always "how high"
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My neighbor invited me over to watch a movie, and he said, "I've got the highest quality entertainment." Turns out, he just meant his TV was mounted really high on the wall.
The Elevator Repair Guy
When the elevator repair guy is "how high"
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I asked the elevator repair guy if he's ever been stuck in an elevator, and he said, "Nah, man, but I've been on some elevators that were really 'elevated.'
The Mountain Hiker
When the mountain hiker is "how high"
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The mountain guide asked if I wanted to reach new heights. I said, "Sure," thinking he meant the summit. Next thing I know, he pulls out a vape pen. Turns out, he had a different kind of peak in mind.
The Giraffe on a Plane
When a giraffe is "how high" on a plane
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The pilot came on the intercom and said, "We've got some special passengers on board today." I looked over, and there's the giraffe, chilling at 30,000 feet. I thought, "I can't even get a whole can of soda, and this guy brings a giraffe?
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