6+ Best One Liners Jokes For how dare you

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I asked my calendar for a day off, and it said, 'How dare you try to escape my schedule!

I asked my fridge for a snack, and it said, 'How dare you open my door without a proper introduction!

I asked my phone for directions, and it said, 'How dare you not trust my GPS skills!

I asked my scale for good news, and it replied, 'How dare you expect miracles after that weekend!

I asked my mirror for compliments, and it said, 'How dare you think I can lie to your face like that!

I asked my refrigerator if it was running, and it said, 'How dare you underestimate my cold, hard capabilities!

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