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The Disrespected Refrigerator
When you leave the door open too long
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I think my refrigerator is on a mission to teach me patience. I open it, and it's like, 'You want something cold? Well, you're gonna have to earn it. I'll just be here, silently judging your snack decisions until you make up your mind.'
The Offended Smartphone
When you ignore its notifications
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You ever silence your phone, and it acts betrayed? 'Oh, you don't want to hear my beautiful ringtone? I thought we had something special. Well, enjoy your quiet, uneventful life, you heartless human.'
The Insulted Coffee Machine
When you don't appreciate its brewing efforts
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I suspect my coffee machine judges me. I forget to empty the grounds, and it's all, 'Oh, look at Mr. Forgetful over here. I bet you don't even appreciate the delicate dance of water and beans I perform for you every morning.'
The Overly Sensitive Microwave
When you interrupt its countdown
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I swear my microwave has a diva complex. Open the door early, and it's like, 'Excuse me, I'm an artist, and you just ruined my masterpiece. I hope you like your reheated pizza with a side of disappointment.'
The Outraged GPS
When you ignore its directions
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GPS these days acts like it's running my life. I missed one exit, and it's like, 'Rerouting... but don't think you can just do whatever you want. I'm watching you.' I didn't sign up for a navigation system; I signed up for a digital overlord.
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