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The hospitality in hospice is surprisingly impeccable. They're like, "Welcome to our serene abode of final moments. Can I interest you in a therapeutic massage or a session of existential contemplation?
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The hospice brochure promised picturesque views and tranquility. I didn't expect to see a beautiful garden with residents in wheelchairs racing to claim the sunniest spot like it's the best real estate in town.
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You can always tell when you're nearing a hospice—the road signs change from "Gas, Food, Lodging" to "Last Chance for Reflection and Serenity.
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I recently learned that hospices have a menu that accommodates all dietary needs. They've got everything from gluten-free to dairy-free to "I'm living my last days, bring on the triple chocolate fudge cake.
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Hospices have the friendliest staff, don't they? It's like they're vying for a 'Best Customer Service in the Afterlife Industry' award. "How can we assist your existential journey today, sir?
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I visited a friend at a hospice the other day. The décor was like they combined the aesthetics of a hospital waiting room with a touch of "Grandma's cozy living room." I half expected to find a bowl of candy next to the pamphlets on end-of-life care.
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At a hospice, every hallway feels like a series of hushed conversations interrupted by overly cheery volunteers offering pamphlets on how to plan your own memorial service.
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Have you noticed that hospices have the most calming music playing softly in the background? It's like they're saying, "Let's ease you into the afterlife with some smooth jazz and a cup of lukewarm tea.
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You know you're in a hospice when the nurse's outfit feels more like they're trying to pull off a casual Friday look rather than the typical hospital scrubs. "Yep, let's make the end-of-life transition comfy and stylish!
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