5 Jokes For Hospice

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 14 2025

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The New Intern

Trying to navigate the sensitivity of the environment while learning the ropes.
I accidentally unplugged the oxygen machine thinking it was a vacuum cleaner. Everyone was breathless, but not in a good way.

The Well-Intentioned Chef

Trying to cook comforting meals without realizing dietary restrictions or cultural preferences.
Made some seafood stew. Turns out, crustaceans and fish weren't the best choices in a place where people are trying to avoid being "shelled.

The Inquisitive Janitor

Curiosity about the patients' stories without stepping into personal boundaries.
Asked a patient if they had any exciting stories. They said, "I've been dying to tell someone." That's one way to put it.

The Clueless Maintenance Guy

Fixing things without understanding the emotional significance attached to each item.
Tried to upgrade the TV system. Apparently, those old reruns were the patients' equivalent of Netflix. I'm public enemy number one.

The Overly Optimistic Volunteer

Maintaining a positive attitude in a setting where optimism might seem out of place.
I tried to cheer everyone up by organizing a game night. Apparently, "Twister" isn't the best choice of game here. Who knew?

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