8 Jokes For Hitchhiking

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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I picked up a hitchhiker, and he said, 'I'm trying to find myself.' I replied, 'Well, you're in luck. I'm a GPS expert!
I offered a ride to a hitchhiker who was reading a book. He declined, saying, 'I'm on a novel journey of my own.
I offered a ride to a hitchhiker who was holding a map. He declined, saying, 'I prefer life's detours.
How does a hitchhiker introduce themselves at a party? 'I'm great at catching lifts and awkward silences!
I asked a hitchhiker if he needed a lift. He replied, 'No thanks, I'm trying to reduce my baggage.
I tried to pick up a hitchhiker once, but he just stood there holding a sign that said 'Don't make assumptions.' So, I drove away wondering what he meant.
I offered a hitchhiker a ride, and he asked, 'Is this a one-way street or a round-trip offer?
I picked up a hitchhiker, and he said, 'Thanks for stopping. My therapist said I need to work on my trust issues.

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