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Why did the hitchhiker start a band? He wanted to go on tour without a car!
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Why did the hitchhiker bring a calendar? To mark the days he hitched a great ride!
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Why did the hitchhiker bring a suitcase full of herbs? To spice up his journey!
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Why did the hitchhiker bring a pen and paper? In case he needed to draw a quick map to his destination!
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Why did the hitchhiker bring a ladder? To take his travel plans to the next level!
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Why don't hitchhikers ever play hide and seek? Because they're always trying to catch a ride!
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Hitchhiking: the only time where getting into a stranger's car is considered a life skill. I bet my parents are so proud!
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I tried hitchhiking, but the only cars that stopped were the ones with 'Caution: Student Driver' signs. It's like they were saying, 'Hey, let's practice risk-taking together.'
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They say hitchhiking builds character. Well, after waiting on the side of the road for hours, my character development looks a lot like impatience and sunburn.
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Hitchhiking in the digital age is tough. I tried using a rideshare app to hitchhike, but apparently, drivers don't appreciate the destination 'Adventureland' when it's not a theme park.
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You know hitchhiking is outdated when even the ghosts in horror movies prefer to haunt Uber rides. 'Casper the Friendly Passenger,' anyone?
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Hitchhiking is like the real-life Tinder of transportation. Swipe left if they look creepy, swipe right if they have snacks. Safety first, then snacks.
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I saw a hitchhiker with a sign that said, 'Anywhere but here.' Buddy, I feel you. I've been trying to hitch a ride out of awkward family dinners for years.
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Hitchhiking is like a box of chocolates: you never know what kind of ride you're gonna get. Spoiler alert: it's usually the kind that smells like old French fries and regret.
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I tried hitchhiking once, and the car that picked me up had a 'Honk if You Love Snakes' bumper sticker. Needless to say, I walked the rest of the way.
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