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My friend's birthday is like a mathematical equation - the more you add, the harder it is to solve!
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I bought my friend a fridge for his birthday. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
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Why did the birthday cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues!
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I tried to make my friend laugh on his birthday by telling him a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one!
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I told my computer I needed a break for my friend's birthday. Now it won't stop sending me ads for vacations!
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My friend said, 'I can't believe I'm turning 40.' I said, 'Don't worry, it's only a number - a really big, terrifying number!
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I asked my friend what he wanted for his birthday. He said, 'Nothing would be great.' So, I got him a box of 'Nothing.
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My friend's birthday wish is always the same: eternal youth. I'm like, Dude, you can't be Peter Pan; you've got a mortgage and a receding hairline. Just blow out the candles and accept your fate!
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My buddy insists on celebrating his birthday month. I'm like, Dude, at this rate, you're going to be 120 years old, and we'll still be singing 'Happy Birthday' every day in June.
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You ever notice how people get all weird about birthdays? My friend's the worst. He's like, It's my birthday week! I'm like, Dude, it's seven days, not Mardi Gras. Calm down!
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My friend's birthday is like a reverse New Year's resolution. He's like, This year, I'm going to be more responsible. Two days later, he's doing body shots off a cake.
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My friend is so particular about his birthday cake. He's like, It has to be gluten-free, dairy-free, and guilt-free. I'm like, So, basically, just a candle then?
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My friend's so obsessed with his birthday, he's like a human countdown. Three months before: Guys, get ready, the celebration is coming! I'm like, Dude, I can barely plan what I'm having for lunch today.
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My buddy thinks he's royalty on his birthday. He's like, Where are my subjects? I'm like, Dude, you're not a king; you're just the guy who brought the chips.
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My buddy's birthday is a national event in his mind. Last year, he wanted a parade. I said, What floats are we gonna have? The 'Regretful Life Choices' float and the 'I Swear I'm Younger in My Head' float?
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My friend wants a surprise party every year. I'm thinking, Bro, how many times can I act shocked that it's your birthday? It's literally the same date every year!
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