5 His Birthday Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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The Fitness Freak

Dealing with birthday cake temptation and maintaining a healthy lifestyle.
My friend is so health-conscious that for his birthday, he asked for a cake made with kale and quinoa. It's called a "Green Dream Cake." The dream part is convincing yourself it tastes good!

The Forgetful Sibling

Forgetting his birthday and trying to make up for it.
My brother asked me why I forgot his birthday. I said, "I was so focused on the fact that you're getting older that I lost track of time. Happy belated, ancient one!

The Procrastinating Roommate

Last-minute birthday preparations and gift shopping.
My roommate's birthday is in two days, and I still haven't bought him a gift. I'm thinking of giving him a surprise party and pretending I planned it all along. The surprise is on both of us!

The Tech-Savvy Pal

Choosing between a high-tech gadget or a sentimental gift for his birthday.
My friend loves technology so much that I got him a virtual reality headset for his birthday. Now he can experience a midlife crisis in 3D!

The Overly Practical Friend

Trying to find the most useful gift for his birthday.
I thought about getting him a watch for his birthday, but then I realized that's just too time-consuming. So, I got him a calendar app for his phone. Happy birthday, now you can schedule your midlife crisis!

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