7 His Birthday Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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I asked my friend how it feels to be another year older. He said, 'About the same, just more expensive!
I asked my friend what he wanted for his birthday. He said, 'Don't get me anything, I have enough friends.' So, I got him a mirror.
I forgot my friend's birthday. Now I'm in hot water… with his mom.
My friend is like a fine wine - he gets better with age, and I have to store him in a cool, dark place!
I told my friend he was getting old. He said, 'I'm not getting old, I'm getting classic!
I'm not saying my friend is old, but when he lit his birthday candles, they were in the shape of a question mark!
I asked my friend what he wanted for his birthday. He said, 'Surprise me.' So, I brought a clown to his party.

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