6 Jokes For Hipster

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Updated on: May 04 2025

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What's a hipster's favorite exercise? Sarcasm – it's a great way to work out those irony muscles.
How does a hipster answer the phone? They pick it up before it rings, you've probably never heard of it.
I told a hipster he should try stand-up comedy. He said, 'I only sit down for things you've never heard of.
What did the hipster say when he fell? 'I've got to work on my non-mainstream balance.
I asked a hipster for directions. He said, 'You can't get there from here. It's too underground.
How did the hipster fix his pants? He gave them a patch that was ironically mainstream.

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