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Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Wraith Wit
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Ghosts must have a killer sense of humor. Literally! I mean, they've got all the time in the world to work on their material. Why did the ghost go to the party? To raise the spirits!
Specter Stand-Up
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I think ghosts have the best timing. I mean, they appear when you least expect it. It's like they've mastered the art of comedic entrances. Surprise! I'm your ghost host for tonight!
Ectoplasmic Entertainment
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Ghosts are probably the original pranksters. They'll mess with your stuff and blame it on some supernatural interference. It's the ultimate excuse: No, honey, I didn't break the vase, it was Casper!
Poltergeist Puns
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Ever wonder if ghosts rehearse their scares? Like, they're in the afterlife doing stand-up drills. How was my boo-timing? Too transparent?
Spectral Satire
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You know, ghosts probably love watching horror movies just to critique them. Oh please, that possession scene was so overdone. Let me show you how it's done, floating cutlery and all!
The Haunting Hilarity
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You ever notice how ghosts are always so desperate to get attention? It's like they're stuck in an eternal open mic night, haunting just to get a laugh. Boo-hoo, I'm so hilarious!
Phantom Phunnies
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I imagine ghost comedians have a tough time with hecklers. They're like, I've been dead for centuries, and you still think you can spook me with a bad joke? Nice try!
Ghoulish Gags
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I bet ghosts have their own version of practical jokes. Imagine waking up with your furniture rearranged, and a note saying, Sorry for the spectral redecoration, but your feng shui was hauntingly off!
Phantom Funnies
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You know, I bet ghosts have their own comedy clubs in haunted houses. They probably gather around saying, Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
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