7+ Best One Liners Jokes For hilar

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I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it on Tuesdays.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

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