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You ever try to order tea at a café and feel like you're auditioning for a role in an Alice in Wonderland remake? "Do you have any teas that make me question reality?" Because I'm ready to join the Mad Hatter's book club.
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You know you've hit peak adulthood when you relate more to the Mad Hatter than Alice. Like, Alice is out here exploring, and I'm just trying to figure out how to balance a budget while sipping tea from a mug that says, "This might be wine.
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You ever notice how the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland is like the original influencer? Just sitting there, sipping tea, and making everyone wear crazy hats. Next thing you know, we'll have influencers convincing us that teacups are the new must-have accessory.
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Imagine if the Mad Hatter hosted a cooking show. "Today, we'll make a stew that's as confusing as my relationship with time. First, you boil the clock, then add some thyme, and voila! A dish even the White Rabbit would be late for.
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Ever think about how the Mad Hatter must feel during Halloween? People everywhere wearing hats crazier than his! He probably thinks, "Finally, my everyday attire is socially acceptable!
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I've always wondered if the Mad Hatter's hat was filled with magic or just really strong caffeine. Because after hosting endless tea parties, if it's magic, sign me up! But if it's caffeine, I'll stick to my grande latte, thank you very much.
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The Mad Hatter's idea of a "quick chat" is a three-hour debate on the ethics of sugar cubes. By the time he's done, you forget what you were even mad about, but now you have a sudden craving for pastries.
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If the Mad Hatter were around today, he'd be the guy trying to sell you a "timeless" vintage hat for $500. "Oh, you don't need to eat for a week; this hat will make you look two minutes younger!
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You know what's ironic about the Mad Hatter? He's obsessed with time, but if you're ever at his tea party, time seems to have taken a five-hour break. It's like the Bermuda Triangle, but with scones.
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