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The Fashion Police Officer's Take on the Hatter
Trying to arrest the Mad Hatter for fashion crimes.
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He insisted it was a new trend. I told him, "If this is fashion, then I've been committing crimes against style my entire life.
The Competitive Hatter
Engaging in a heated hat competition with rival hatters.
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We're both so competitive; it's like a hat Olympics. I told him, "If hat competitions were a sport, we'd be gold medalists in looking utterly ridiculous.
The Hatter's Pet Cat
Trying to cope with the embarrassment of having a hatter as an owner.
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He once tried to make me wear a tiny hat. I said, "I may have nine lives, but none of them include being a fashion accessory for a hatter.
The Mad Hatter's Therapist
Dealing with a client who insists on wearing a tea kettle as a hat.
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He told me he's trying to be more approachable. I suggested, "Maybe try a smile instead of a kettle. People might not run away thinking you're about to make them Earl Grey.
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