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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now my pants keep harassing me about being late! ⌚
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I told my friend not to harass me with bird . Toucan play at that game! 🦜
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of being harassed by the road! 🚴♂️
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded to find a new job without the financial harassment! 🍞
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded to find a new job without the financial harassment! 🍞
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Why did the computer file file a complaint? It was tired of being harassed by the delete key! 🖱️
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I told my friend not to harass me with bird . Toucan play at that game! 🦜
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of being harassed by the road! 🚴♂️
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Why did the computer file file a complaint? It was tired of being harassed by the delete key! 🖱️
Ghostly Standup Critics
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Imagine doing stand-up for ghosts. They're the toughest crowd. I tell a joke, and they're like, Boo! That punchline was so weak, it couldn't even scare a mouse. Back to the drawing board, mortal comedian.
Haunted Diet Tips
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I asked the ghost in my house for weight loss advice, and it said, You know, in the afterlife, we're weightless. Maybe try dying, it's a great way to shed those extra pounds. Thanks, but I think I'll stick to the gym.
Ghostly Roommate Woes
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Living with a ghost roommate is a nightmare. They never do the dishes, and when you ask them to, they're like, Sorry, I can't touch water. It's against my ghostly principles. Have you tried summoning a dishwasher spell or something?
Ghostly Harassment
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You ever notice how ghosts are always portrayed as these friendly, Casper-like creatures? I mean, come on! If ghosts were real, I bet they'd be more mischievous. I imagine them haunting us with passive-aggressive notes like, Nice shirt, but it's so last season... in the afterlife.
Ghost Therapy Session
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I tried therapy to cope with my ghost problem, but even the therapist got haunted. The ghost was like, Your childhood trauma is nothing compared to the trauma of being stuck between dimensions. Let's talk about my issues for a change!
Ghost Thermostat Wars
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Living with a ghost means never having control over the thermostat. I set it to a comfortable 72 degrees, and the ghost is like, I like it colder. I died in the Arctic, you know. So, now I'm bundled up in blankets while my ghostly roommate enjoys his polar vortex fantasy.
Ghost Dating Troubles
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Dating a ghost is complicated. One minute they're there, the next they're gone. It's like, Can we have a serious conversation about our future? And they're like, Sure, but I can't promise I'll be here for it. Eternal existence, you know?
Haunted Self-Help Books
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I found this self-help book written by a ghost. It's all about how to haunt your way to success. Step 1: Scare away self-doubt. Step 2: Possess a positive mindset. And Step 3: Ghostwrite your own success story. Who knew ghosts were so motivational?
Haunted Home Office
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Working from home has its perks, but it also has its downsides. Like, my ghost coworker is terrible! Every time I try to concentrate, it's like, Boo! Can you focus on the spreadsheet instead of binge-watching Netflix? I've been haunting this place for centuries, and you're the most unproductive human I've ever met!
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