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You ever have a conversation that leaves you with a phone hangover? You know, those calls that go on so long, you start questioning your life choices. I was on the phone with my mom the other day, and by the end of it, I felt like I'd aged five years. It's like, "Mom, I love you, but I can only discuss the weather and what I had for breakfast for so long. I've got a life to live, and it doesn't involve the detailed history of my cereal choices.
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Have you ever been in a situation where you're trying to end a call, but the other person keeps stacking on more topics like it's a game of phone Jenga? You try to gently pull out of the conversation, and they're like, "Oh, before you go, I forgot to tell you about my neighbor's cat who's taking dance lessons. It's crucial information!" Next thing you know, you're balancing on the edge of polite laughter, desperately hoping the tower of conversation doesn't come crashing down.
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You ever notice how some people just can't hang up the phone properly? It's like they're in a dramatic movie, trying to make an exit. I was talking to my friend the other day, and when we were done, he just couldn't let go. He was like, "Okay, man, it's been great talking to you. Take care. No, you take care. No, seriously, you take care. Okay, bye. But before you go, take care. Hang up, man!" It's like a verbal tug-of-war. I'm just waiting for someone to yell, "Cut! That's a wrap!
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I've developed a new skill – the art of the great phone escape. It's like Houdini, but with a cellphone. You know, when you're stuck in a never-ending conversation, and you need to escape without hurting anyone's feelings? I've mastered the technique of pretending there's a sudden emergency on my end. "Oh no, the cat's stuck in the blender! I gotta go!" It's all about survival, folks. Hang up the phone before it turns into a full-blown episode of "As the Phone Rings.
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