5 Jokes For Hang Up The Phone

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Updated on: May 13 2025

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Work Woes

Bosses or colleagues who can't seem to conclude a conversation.
My boss asked me to hang up the phone. Then proceeded to give a 20-minute speech on 'effective phone hanging techniques.' Ironic, isn't it?

The Paranoid Friend

The friend who always thinks the call dropped.
I once sneezed during a call, and my friend's like, 'Bless you! Wait, did you sneeze or did the line cut off?' I'm like, 'That was a sneeze, not a Morse code signal for 'end call.'

The Overly Attached Partner

When one partner just can't hang up the phone.
I tried to end the call gently, said 'I love you, bye.' She replied, 'Sorry, bad connection, didn't catch that.' I'm convinced she's just in denial about letting go.

Tech Troubles

Dealing with glitches when trying to hang up.
My phone's so glitchy, it's like it's saying, 'You think you can just hang up on me? I'll hang up on you!' It's a battle of pride between circuits.

Parental Woes

Parents who can't grasp the concept of ending a call.
I once said, 'Mom, gotta go.' She replied, 'Let's chat while you're going, it's a hands-free world!' I think she just wanted to be part of my commute.

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