5 Jokes About Gym People

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Updated on: Jul 30 2024

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The Selfie King/Queen

More focused on capturing the perfect shot than the workout
I thought the gym had mirrors to check form, but apparently, they're there so people can perfect their gym selfie game. You gotta admire that dedication to lighting.

The Gym Guru

Overzealous advice-giver without being asked
I tried using a machine at the gym, and before I could even start, this self-proclaimed gym guru swooped in, adjusting everything for me. I think I accidentally summoned a workout wizard.

The Fashion Icon

More concerned about gym fashion than actual exercise
At this point, I'm pretty sure half the people at the gym come for the 'athleisure' fashion show rather than the workout. I call it 'treadmill catwalk chic.'

The Overly Enthusiastic Newbie

Trying to impress while cluelessly using equipment
Ever seen someone on the treadmill going at the speed of light while clinging onto the handrails for dear life? It's like they're trying to defy gravity while cheating on physics.

The Social Butterfly

More interested in chatting than lifting
There's a gym lingo I've decoded: 'Let's do lunch' actually means 'Let's hang out by the water fountain and avoid doing any actual exercise.'

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