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I think they should have a Gullibility Olympics. You know, where they test people's gullibility levels. We could have events like the "Fastest to Believe a Fake News Story" and the "High Jump of Naivety." I'd probably win the "Gullible Marathon." I once convinced my friend that if you mix orange juice with toothpaste, it tastes like a sunrise. He went for it, and now he's questioning his life choices.
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I love messing with gullible people, especially when it comes to technology. I handed my friend an empty TV remote and told him it's the latest voice-activated model. He spent an hour yelling at it, trying to change the channel. I was like, "Dude, just press the buttons!" He said, "Oh, I thought it only responds to angry commands." Now, that's a smart remote.
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You ever meet someone so gullible, they believe a fish is a submarine? I mean, I told my friend that and he goes, "Really? Where can I buy one?" I'm like, "Dude, if you find a dealership selling fish submarines, let me know, I'm in the market for a goldfish tank with torpedoes!
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I've got this friend who's so gullible; I convinced him his GPS has a "Scenic Route for Smart People" option. He's driving around, taking detours, thinking he's outsmarting traffic. I didn't have the heart to tell him that it's just a regular road with a few more potholes. I bet if I told him his car runs on unicorn tears, he'd start carrying a bucket every time it rains.
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