10 Gullible Person Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 30 2025

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Gullible people are like human conspiracy theories. You feed them a little misinformation, and suddenly, they've connected the dots between Bigfoot, aliens, and why cats always look so judgmental.
Gullible folks are the reason we have warning labels on everything. "Caution: Hot Coffee" wasn't for the average person; it was specifically for that one friend who tried to ice skate on a puddle of spilled coffee.
Being friends with a gullible person is like having your own personal laugh track. Just drop a ridiculous statement, and their reaction is better than any sitcom audience.
My gullible friend asked me if plants talk to each other. I told them, "Yes, but only in botanical Morse code." Now they're spending their evenings trying to decipher if the fern in the corner is sending an SOS.
I have a friend who is so gullible; I once convinced them that WiFi stands for "Wireless Flirting Mechanism." Now they're convinced their internet connection is matchmaking in the background.
Gullible people make the best detectives. Convince them that every pen has a secret camera, and suddenly, they're on a mission to expose the scandalous lives of office supplies.
You ever notice how gullible people are the real MVPs of pranks? You can tell them the moon is made of cheese, and next thing you know, they're planning a picnic on Mars!
Ever notice how gullible people are the ultimate optimists? Tell them a glass is half full of invisible juice, and they'll start planning a brunch with the imaginary beverages.
I convinced my gullible buddy that laughter is the best workout. Now, instead of hitting the gym, they attend comedy shows religiously. Who knew gullibility could lead to a healthier lifestyle?
I told my gullible friend that the more chocolate you eat, the taller you become. Now they're on a cocoa-fueled mission to reach NBA heights, one chocolate bar at a time.

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