16 Gullible Person Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 30 2025

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Why did the gullible person refuse to play hide and seek? They thought the moment they closed their eyes, the world disappeared!
I told my gullible friend that I can make a tissue dance. He asked, 'How?' I said, 'You put a little boogie in it!
What did the gullible person do when they saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? They went outside to see if the whole world was wet!
I told my gullible friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. He believed me until I drove pasta!
What did the gullible person say when they saw a sign that read 'Watch for Animals'? 'Where do they perform? I love a good show!
Why did the gullible person stare at the can of soup? The label said, 'Concentrated Soup – Just Add Water.' They were waiting for it to expand!

Gullible Gardening

My gullible neighbor asked me for tips on growing money trees. I handed him a dollar bill and said, Plant this, and water it with optimism. Now he's watering his wallet and waiting for his financial forest to sprout.

The Gullible Guru

You ever meet those people who believe anything you tell them? I met this guy, the epitome of gullibility. I convinced him that the moon is just a giant disco ball for extraterrestrial dance parties. Now he's out there every night, yelling, Let's boogie, E.T.!

The Gullible Detective

My buddy is so gullible; I convinced him he's the world's greatest detective. He's out there solving imaginary crimes like, Who stole my sandwich from the office fridge? Sherlock Gullible, they call him.

Gullible Fitness

My gullible friend started a new diet because I told him it's the secret to immortality. Now he's eating kale-flavored cardboard, thinking he's discovered the elixir of life. Spoiler alert: he hasn't.

Gullible and GPS

I have a friend who's so gullible, I convinced him that GPS stands for Gullible Person's Satellite. Now he thinks there's a tiny gullible person inside every navigation system saying, Turn left, even if it looks like a lake!

Gullible Science

I convinced my gullible friend that scientists discovered a new element called gullibrium. It supposedly makes people believe anything. Now he's walking around saying, I'm so gullibrium-rich!

Gullible Tech Support

I convinced my gullible aunt that her computer runs on love instead of electricity. Now she hugs her laptop every morning, expecting it to boot up with affection. Spoiler alert: love doesn't have a CTRL+ALT+DEL function.

Gullible Time Traveler

I told my gullible friend he's a time traveler from the future, sent back to witness historical events. Now he's at museums, arguing with tour guides, saying, No, no, that's not how it happened in my history book!

Gullible and the Fortune Teller

I took my gullible friend to a fortune teller. She told him he'd become a millionaire soon. Now he's spending all his money on lottery tickets, thinking it's just an advance payment on his inevitable fortune.

Gullible Translator

I convinced my gullible friend he's fluent in a language that doesn't exist. Now he's approaching strangers, speaking gibberish confidently, and thinking he's spreading international goodwill.

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