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Why did the grouch refuse to play hide and seek? He didn't want anyone finding his good mood!
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I asked the grouch if he believed in love at first sight. He replied, 'More like irritation at first sight.
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Why did the grouch bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the grouch become a gardener? He wanted to growl his own vegetables!
Grouchy Celebrities
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Even celebrities aren't immune to grouchiness. Imagine a world where Kanye West and a hungry bear meet. Who's growling louder? That's right, the grouch.
The Grumpy Grouch
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You ever meet someone so grouchy, they make Oscar the Grouch look like a motivational speaker? Seriously, if grouchiness was an Olympic sport, this guy would be on the Wheaties box!
Grouchy Vacation
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My buddy's so grouchy, his idea of a vacation is a solo trip to a deserted island. Not to relax, mind you, but to avoid people he might accidentally be nice to.
Grouchy Teenagers
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Teenagers think they've cornered the market on grouchiness. Please! I've seen toddlers throw fits that could put a teenager to shame. At least with a toddler, you can bribe them with candy.
Grouchy Santa
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Ever seen a grouchy Santa? Ho-ho-humbug! Instead of gifts, kids get a lecture on how they're entitled for expecting presents.
The Grouch Diet
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If there was a diet based on grouchiness, it'd be called The No-Fun Diet. The only exercise would be eye-rolling, and the meals? Bland and tasteless, just like their outlook on life.
Grouch Therapy
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They say laughter is the best medicine. But for a grouch? They prescribe a prescription of hugs and puppies. But don’t get too close; they bite.
Grouchy Weddings
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They say weddings are joyous occasions, but not if you invite a grouch. Instead of throwing rice, they'd probably toss out complaints. Here's to the bride, who's five minutes late, by the way!
Grouchy as a Pet
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I once thought about adopting a grouch as a pet. You know, feed it bad news and let it thrive. But then I realized, with my luck, it'd probably just criticize the food and sleep all day.
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