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The Tech Grouch
Navigating through automated customer service systems
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The automated voice says, "Your call is important to us." If my call is so important, maybe pick up the phone and prove it! I'm not auditioning for "The Waiting Game" reality show.
The Grocery Store Grouch
Navigating the chaos of a busy grocery store
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The express checkout lane is for a reason: express checkout. If you have a full cart, you're breaking the unspoken grocery store code. It's not the Daytona 500; we're not racing to the finish line with our carts.
The Coffee Shop Grouch
Dealing with overly complicated coffee orders
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Baristas act like adding a dash of cinnamon to my coffee is a delicate surgery. I don't want a sprinkle dance; I just want my cup to taste less like regret.
The Office Grouch
Coping with a talkative coworker in a cubicle farm
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If talking was an Olympic sport, my cubicle neighbor would have more gold medals than Michael Phelps. I just want to type in peace, not participate in a marathon of small talk.
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